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I really like you.
No, I mean, really, really like you. So what if you're twice my age. I can't help but be really attracted to you, no matter how hard I've tried. And trust me, I've tried. The only way to keep from liking you is to avoid you, and that's hard. You always make me smile, no matter what, with your rather eccentric ways. But, that's part of your charm.
Please get over whatever hump you're facing and ask me out! I know you like me! Everyone at work knows it, they've all pointed it out.
Seriously,
Me
